Thursday, February 26, 2015

Things You Should Never Say to a Catholic Bookstore Employee

From Epicpew.com

(Thanks to Louis for spotting this.)

5 comments:

  1. Have posted it on my blog... this is too good.

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  2. How about, "Where do y'all keep the Duck Dynasty stuff?"

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  3. or: "Wow, you guy have a large Catholic section!"

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  4. Loved the comment about Hobby Lobby and crosses.

    The comment about the King James Bible really hit home. Mom has been looking for a giant type Bible for one of her Catholic patients, and she didn't like the size of the one I found, so she went out and picked up a giant size KJV at the local store. *sigh* Then she calls me to make sure she didn't buy a 'heretical' Bible. Sadly, what can I say, since a lot of people say its easier to teach the Catholic faith from King Janes than the NAB...

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  5. Regarding "“Do you sell any crosses here that don’t have Jesus on them?”

    Not all Catholics use crosses with corpus. Opus Dei guys often carry a little black cross sans corpus to remind them that the cross is theirs, that they should be on it.


    -Tim-

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